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coefficiency) wrote2014-08-29 09:58 pm
coefficiency) wrote2014-08-29 09:58 pm
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FROM: ginoza.nobuchika@cdc.org
Pardon?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Someone's been stealing heels. Guard yours.
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I don't own a pair of heels. Is that what this is really about?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
... You have no feet?
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Ah. I misunderstood. You weren't talking about heeled shoes?
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You said you don't have heels. I assumed you meant feet.
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It seems there have been some crossed wires, here. I do have heels; the ones that are anatomically attached to my feet.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You also have detachable heels. Right?
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Detachable....
FROM: ginoza.nobuchika@cdc.org
Unless you mean "heels" as in shoes (specifically, short hand for women's heeled shoes), then no. My heels are not detachable.
[ This wasn't confusing for about two seconds and now he's not even sure what's going on anymore. ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That was disappointing.
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I apologize for any broken expectations you might've had.
FROM: ginoza.nobuchika@cdc.org
But, realistically, who has detachable heels?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Ghost does. Hornet. Me, occasionally. Just off the top of my head.
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FROM: ginoza.nobuchika@cdc.org
What purpose does it serve? Besides adjusting one's height.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
If you get your foot stuck it's a great way to get away.
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Does it grow back, then? If you're leaving it behind when it's stuck, that sort of implies it's not regenerating.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
For some it does. For others, you can just make a new one. It depends on the species. Does yours not grow back?
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It doesn't; most, if not all humans can't regrow lost limbs. We replace them with cybernetics and robotics instead.
FROM: ginoza.nobuchika@cdc.org
Of course, I can't speak for humans or humanoids from other planets.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Good. You're catching on to space. Most people take way too long.
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Technical advancements has been one good thing to come out of Japan in recent years.
FROM: ginoza.nobuchika@cdc.org
How long is long?
[ does he really want to know the answer to this ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Some recruits die while still in denial. It's a relative definition of "long".
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Ah, I see. Thank you for the clarification.
[ Well, at least if he dies soon, he won't have been in denial. ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
No problem, glad to help.